1. I’m not sure if I trust this “Bardock Obama” guy.
2. Some mysteries just can’t be solved.
3. “I own an iPhone, but not one of those APPLE ones.”
4. If you want to stay anonymous, maybe don’t use your ACTUAL NAME.
5. Pretty neat how Jenny McCarthy is responsible for more dead kids than almost any other Playboy model.
6. Someone tried to copy the chest tattoo on the left, but on his arm – AND STILL BROUGHT OVER THE NIPPLE.
7. To be fair, I sometimes also forget my phone functions as a phone.
8. Reminder: sarcasm exists.
9. Right? How could they forget Gerhard Schröder?!
10. I think it’s time we officially abandon the US education system entirely.
11. “NATE OF AMERICANS.”
12. “Dear Spacebloggers, can you please stop posting about space? Also please stop blogging.”