You’d think Pokémon GO would be hard to find problems with. But according to terrible Facebook memes, elitist people, and “deep” cartoonist’s commentaries, Pokémon GO is a game for children that is corrupting our minds and our society. Haters, it’s okay if the game’s not for you. Just don’t be a dick about it.
1. If only we could be as cool, and all drink beer and race cars at the same time.
2. Excuse me while I go outside and seek truth for a couple hours.
3. The government’s just using sleep powder on us, huh?
4. Hey, at least he caught a Pikachu.
5. Dang, we are both sheep and cattle of sheep?
6. Niantic hasn’t released him yet though.
7. C’mon hunters. We expected this from the rest of them, but not you.
8. A man must never be caught playing.
9. It’s always important to capitalize “stupid”, no matter where it is in the sentence.
10. In the first cartoon our necks were too big. Now our necks are too small. Where the normal human necks at?
11. “I sigh and draw”
Guys it really doesn’t need to be so hard. Just…